Category: Random Thoughts

Vine sucks

Vine is a social media site for posting short vids from your mobile devices. I’ve decided I absolutely hate it with a passion you cannot imagine based purely on the fact the videos immediately AutoPlay, complete with sound, which is “seriously awks” when randomly looking through it via your WindowsPhone¬†from bed, forgetting where the volume is set to: Resulting in a mini heart attack as you’re subjected to a loud burst of shit music you cant get out of your fucking head (followed by a pissy mood because this happened. Seriously, if you want to post vids online, stick to Youtube.

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Regional Flavours

It is often said that girl’s thingies might smell of fish & taste of chicken, but what if they were regional flavoured? If you chowed down on a Geordie Lass, would it taste of Newcastle Brown Ale? If you chowed down on a girl from Norfolk, would it taste of Colman’s English Mustard? Or would one from Boston (MA) in the USA taste of Clam Chowder? Got any ideas for more possible flavours? Stick ’em in the box (the comments box, that is)……….

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